Can she see straight?

There is nothing better then a nice warm comfy cat curling up in your lap purring as you pet it and it’s claws are kneading into your thighs. There is nothing better then peacefully sleeping in bed dreaming of wonderful things, only to be woken up by your cat clinging to your face in an effort to avoid falling completely on the floor. The best smell in the world as you are relaxing in a bubbly bath is the toxic smell of a litter box placed next to your tub full of puppy snicker bars. But I really think, by far, hands down, the best thing to do at 7PM at night on a 45 degree angle of a back yard hill, is to try and break into your neighbors back yard by bending his wire fence back with the weight of your butt and thighs as you climb over it to retrieve your missing cat who can’t seem to climb back over the fence. The highlight of this experience was handing our beloved cat into the welcoming hands of my boyfriend, all the while my ass was being stabbed by the spiked edges of the above mentioned fence.

I should have known that I was in trouble with this much loved feline, Sasha when she literally fell into our family from a telephone pole. Ok, well maybe she didn’t fall willingly. Maybe she was squirted down with a certain person’s hose but non the less she did fall. My boyfriend often jokes that she was fine until my water hose hit her and she hit the concrete below. He says, “You smacked her stupid. Look at her eyes.” My local fire department had informed me that they don’t actually rescue cats from tree’s or telephone poles. Apparently that’s just a fable. He suggest I just quirt her down. Seemed like a good idea until I saw her body spiraling towards the ground with such force. It wasn’t until she was mid flight–ok fall, that I realized that this might not have been such a good idea.

So I have taken her in to love and hold and cherish and dress her up in all things glittery, cause this is what she wants. At least that’s what Aubry tell’s me, Sasha wants. If there was ever a child that this cat would love, it would be Aubry.

            Aubry can sit on this cat, sleep with this cat, dress this cat up in baby doll clothes and carry her about the house as if she was just a stuffed animal. Sasha would love nothing more then to be her cuddly wuddly kitty cat.

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8 thoughts on “Can she see straight?

    1. I have to admit while I was writing this, I kept thinking, “Oh my gosh. If Michelle reads this, she gonna bust up.” The whole, “cat clawing at your face” “hitting the pavement”, just too much to not laugh at.

  1. HHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAha! Oh, we really are on the same wave length! I just wrote a “cat” blog, too. I love reading your stuff! Great pictures, too. Much love, girlie!

    1. I’m tellin ya, this whole yoga-cat-waitressing-pain-in-the-ass-sister thing is funny! Maybe your my long lost sister. What do they say, “a brotha from anotha motha”…that’ll have ta work.

  2. I think this maybe one of my favorite blogs yet. I love how you turn real life in to a story that i can see as I read it. Anyway LOVE this one
    Kisses Lil SIS

  3. I HAVE THE MAIL VERSION TO THAT CAT IF YOU WANT TO BREED HER HE IS ON FACE BOOK UNDER MY PHOTOS.
    AND HE IS THE SAME WAY. YOU COULD HANG THIS CAT BY HIS TOES AS LONG AS YOUR PETTING HIM HE IS A AWESOME MALE CAT THAT THINKS HE IS A DOG HE FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE. HE WAS BORN INTO A FAMILY OF 9″ ELISA’S FAMILY” HE WAS ALSO MADE TO DRESS UP AND TOSSED TO AND FRO BY 7 CHILDREN BEST CAT IN THE WORLD.VERY CUTE STORY.

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